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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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