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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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