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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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