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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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