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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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