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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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