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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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