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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rocky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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