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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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