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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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