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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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