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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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