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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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