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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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