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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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