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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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