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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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