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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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