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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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