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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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