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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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