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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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