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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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