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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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