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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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