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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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