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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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