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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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