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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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