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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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