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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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