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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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