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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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