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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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