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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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