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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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