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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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