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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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