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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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