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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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