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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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