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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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