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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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