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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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