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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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