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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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