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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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