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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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