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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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