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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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