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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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